1. ‘JAWS OF DEATH’

    Revolving Door Kills Tatler’s Dog

    A dramatic, grisly, and tragic demise for Britain’s most well-connected hound. Alan, a young Dachshund and the in-house mascot for Tatler magazine, was killed by the revolving door at the Vogue House. An intern was taking Alan TBH Plumptre, his full name, for a walk when he ran toward the door and met his horrible demise. Contrary to early tweets, Alan was not decapitated. Alan's final tweet: COLDWETMAGICALFLUFFYSHITFALLINGFROMTHESKY!? WHATISITWHATISITTTTT?! #snow

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