Sorry, middle-school students everywhere, turns out porn stars can’t relocate to your school. A three-judge panel in California ruled Wednesday that Stacie Halas, a former porn star known as Tiffany Six, cannot teach middle school due to her past career. “Although her pornography career has concluded, the ongoing availability of her pornographic materials on the Internet will continue to impede her from being an effective teacher and respected colleague,” said Judge Julie Cabos-Owen in the ruling. Halas, 32, had not told her employers about her past, but a group of students found her videos online and alerted the school. After Halas’s past became public, profanity was etched into her classroom window. She was fired in April.