With critics ready to pounce on every errant cough from the Oscar host, there are few jobs more thankless in Hollywood. So when asked whether she’d emcee next year’s Academy Awards—as so many people have wishing upon a star for her to do—Tina Fey told the Huffington Post, unequivocally, not a chance. “I just feel like that gig is so hard,” Fey said. “Especially for, like, a woman—the amount of months that would be spent trying on dresses alone … no way.” But c’mon … is there even the slightest chance she’d change her mind? “I wish I could tell you there was,” she said. Blerg!