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    Airman Charged With Sexual Battery

    The chief of the Sexual Assault Prevention and Response branch of the U.S. Air Force has been charged with ... wait for it ... sexual battery. Lt. Col. Jeffrey Krusinski was arrested Sunday night in Arlington, Virginia, after drunkenly fondling a woman in a parking lot, according to police reports. When she tried to fight him off, he tried to grab her again. The 41-year-old has been removed from his post and is being held on $5,000 unsecured bond.

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