1. CALLING ALL THE BASIC BITCHES

    Kreayshawn: I’m Pregnant and It Sucks

    Gary Miller

    Rapper Kreayshawn has a message for all the “basic bitches” out there: “I’m pregnant! It sucks.” That’s just the beginning of the 23-year-old’s announcement on her Tumblr page that she’s officially with child, which is truly a terrible experience, she explains, because “you have to pack away all your slutty crop tops and high waisted shorts” and “at the end of the day if your friends cant smoke with you or even around you they will find something better to do.” As the self-described “bad bitch” preps for the joys of motherhood (“I am sure I will be dead from lack of sleep and breastfeeding”), Kreayshawn’s days of designer bashing with her “Gucci Gucci” video that scored her a seven-figure record deal could be over. Or could her latest rant prompt a comeback?

     

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