1. BOOTYLICIOUS

    Overzealous Fan Slaps Beyoncé’s Booty

    Beyonce in New York City on May 6. (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty)

    You can't just slap a grown woman in the booty. Beyoncé's Copenhagen show was stopped momentarily after a overzealous fan in the crowd slapped her bottom. Beyoncé then turned around and told the tushie-touching man off: "I will have you escorted out right now, all right?" The fan was reportedly allowed to stay at the concert. Here's a tip for the derrière-smacking fool in the front row: she's on the Mrs. Carter Show tour—only one man can do what you did.

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