1. HIS BAAAD

    Man Banned From Farms. All Farms.

    Charles Dharapak/AP

    Robert Newman, a 23-year-old man, was banned from visiting every single farm in London after he was caught having intercourse with a goat at a farm in Wiltshire. He was ordered to stay far, far away from farm animals—including any area where farm animals may be kept—and to stay indoors after 7 p.m. Newman has been placed on England's sex offenders register for the next five years.

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