1. HIS BAAAD

    Man Banned From Farms. All Farms.

    "Eco-Goats" wait to be released from a trailer at Congressional Cemetery in Washington, Wednesday, Aug. 7, 2013. More than 100 goats will be taking over Washington's Historic Congressional Cemetery to help clean up brush in an area away from the graves. The goats will graze 24 hours a day for six days to eliminate vines, poison ivy and weeds, while also "fertilizing the ground." (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

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    Robert Newman, a 23-year-old man, was banned from visiting every single farm in London after he was caught having intercourse with a goat at a farm in Wiltshire. He was ordered to stay far, far away from farm animals—including any area where farm animals may be kept—and to stay indoors after 7 p.m. Newman has been placed on England's sex offenders register for the next five years.

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