It's so nice to want to give the woman raising your children a stroke, Charlie. Charlie Sheen said Monday that his tweet about getting married to his porn star girlfriend was a joke, because he wanted to give his ex-wife Denise Richards "a stroke." Sheen tweeted on Sunday that he and his porn-star girlfriend, Brett Rossi, had gotten married while on a recent trip to Iceland. He posted a picture outside the former French consulate in Reykjavik, which hosted the Cold War summit between Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan. Rossi responded to Facebook messages about the wedding with “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha epic.” But Sheen really did get a tattoo for Rossi and the first letters of his five children (and Richards's adopted daughter, Eloise).