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    Ocean Tries to Drown Anne Hathaway

    HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 13: Anne Hathaway attends DANNIJO + Rashida Jones "Fine By Dannijones" Private Dinner At Chateau Marmont  at Chateau Marmont's Bar Marmont on November 13, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/WireImage)

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    That was no act! Oscar-winning actress Anne Hathaway was rescued by a local surfer after getting caught in a riptide in Hawaii yesterday. The surfer swan to rescue her after hearing her screams, but unfortunately while en route to safety, Hathaway cut her foot on a reef. And there, for the world to see, husband Adam Shulman sucked her bleeding toes (one assumes for possible toxins).

    Read it at TMZ