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    Justin Bieber to Do Anger Management

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    As part of his plea-bargain agreement for egging his neighbor’s house, peevish pop star Justin Bieber will take 12 weeks of anger-management classes, has been placed on two years of probation, five days of labor, and will pay his neighbor $80,900. In addition, Bieber was ordered to stay 100 yards away from the victim and his family, although since he has moved that doesn’t seem like an issue.

    Read it at TMZ