1. DIRTY DOCTOR

    Ben Carson Leaves Iowa to Do Laundry

    U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson speaks during a forum at the 2016 Kemp Forum on Expanding Opportunity in Columbia, South Carolina, January 9, 2016. The forum featured six presidential candidates and focused on their ideas for fighting poverty and expanding opportunity in America.

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    The reports of the Ben Carson campaign's death are greatly exaggerated. After the Republican candidate mysteriously exited Iowa on Monday despite the ongoing caucuses in the state, his business manager Armstrong Williams explained to the media that he was simply returning home to Florida for some relaxation and do laundry. "After spending 18 consecutive days on the campaign trail, Dr. Carson needs to go home and get a fresh set of clothes," the campaign explained in a statement.

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