LIFE IS HARD

Trump: I Thought Being President Would Be Easier

President Donald Trump confessed this week that he is surprised at how difficult his new job is. “I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump wistfully remarked in a lengthy Reuters interview published late Thursday. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.” Additionally Trump, who had never served in public office before becoming president, lamented his newfound lack of privacy—even compared to what little he had as a famous business mogul and reality-TV star. “You’re really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can't go anywhere,” he said. “I like to drive,” Trump added. “I can’t drive any more.”