Ho no. Venerable confectionary juggernaut Hostess Brands Inc. announced Friday that it is seeking permission to go out of business, effectively ruining the weekend of anyone truly passionate about snacks. The Web quickly plastered panic-stricken headlines on the news: “No More Twinkies?” “Twinkies in Peril!!” “Spare the Twinkie, Hostess!” But where are the mournful obituaries for the cupboard of other treats that could go by the wayside if Hostess shuts its doors? Here, an homage to SnoBalls, Ho Hos, and other beloved Hostess items being egregiously upstaged by the Twinkie.