Kristi Noem
James Austin Johnson returns as Donald Trump to complain about his trial, and to talk to potential VP candidate Kristi Noem.
“Until this week, she was doing incredibly well,” he said.
Kristi Noem, Katie Britt, Kari Lake, and Nikki Haley were all once seen as top contenders in Trump’s veepstakes. Just a few months later, they all seem to have blown their shot.
Five of South Dakota’s nine recognized tribes have banished her from their territory.
Eight years after feuding with Trump about their relative penis sizes, Rubio is trying to glad-hand his way into The Donald’s veep slot.
Trump’s “always-on-offense” style might work for him, but his example should come with a warning label for the Kristi Noems of the world: “Do NOT attempt this at home.”
By now you have likely heard about the South Dakota Governor shooting her puppy and goat. But there are many more juicy stories found inside the Republican’s memoir.