NO WRONG ANSWERS
Lauren Boebert
BACK FROM THE DEAD
The firebrand conservative, accused of vaping and groping her date in a darkened theater, switched congressional districts six months ago.
DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
The firebrand congresswoman navigated the infamous ‘Beetlejuice incident’ by switching districts to become the favorite in Tuesday’s primary.
NEVER SAY DIE
The blustering congresswoman ended up apologizing on behalf of the reporter who published footage of her “very private moment.”
‘ABSOLUTELY A RACIST THING’
Rep. Jasmine Crockett said Greene mentioning her eyelashes was an attempt to make her look “ghetto,” while even Rep. Lauren Boebert said she was embarrassed by her GOP colleague.
‘OOF’
The “Late Night” host marveled at Boebert’s antics outside Trump’s trial in Manhattan, including a fiery speech that didn’t go over well with the crowd gathered there.
‘BOZO CREW’
Sources within Trump’s orbit weren’t impressed by the “F-list” MAGA hangers-on who traveled up Thursday to prove their loyalty.
COURT JESTERS
The Colorado congresswoman was joined by Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, and Anna Paulina Luna in the courtroom on Thursday morning.