12 Fake Romney Tweets Full of Sandy Advice for the 1 Percent
The hurricane threatening the East Coast has inspired one of the funniest Twitter feeds.
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As with almost all that is buzz-worthy these days, Hurricane Sandy has developed an Internet personality of its own. Among several Twitter feeds related to the superstorm headed for the Northeast is @MittStormTips. We've compiled some of the best "Storm Tips for the 1 Percent" from the fake Romney's list.
It's taking Sandy a day to do to the East Coast what it took me years to do to US manufacturing! #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
If you haven't already, move money from Cayman Islands to Swiss account. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
People, this is why we only build houses on top of cliffs. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
No generators at Home Depot. I have ordered Paul Ryan off the campaign trail to power my home with a stationary bike.
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
Hurricanes are best spent overseas, visiting your money. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
This is a time for bipartisanship, despite the President's bungling of this preventable natural disaster. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
President Obama has not once referred to this storm as a hurricane. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
My thoughts and prayers go out to 53% of you. #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
Remember, the most important threat facing the east coast is and always will be Russia. #mittstormtips
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
What are you people complaining about? This wind is no stronger than one of my medium sized helicopter rotors! #MittStormTips #Sandy
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
Shucks, I hope FEMA isn't the third agency Perry is getting rid of
— NRA Tips (@NRATips) October 29, 2012
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