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Nick Shirley Big balls

MAGA’s Favorite ‘Journalist’ Teams Up With ‘Big Balls’

BACK AGAIN
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Trump Ignores Frantic Search for Pilot to Rage at Newspaper

PRIORITIES
Allison Quinn
Megyn Kelly

Megyn Floats Wild Theory on Trump’s Role in ‘Bimbo’ Scandal

GOSSIP GIRL
Eboni Boykin-Patterson

Hegseth Plots Pentagon Firing to Boost Emotional Support Bro

William Vaillancourt
William Vaillancourt

Iran Blows Up Trump’s ‘Annihilated’ Brag by Downing Two Jets

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Olivia Ralph

MAGA Podcasters Are Having a Nervous Breakdown Over Trump

Owen Mason-Hill
Owen Mason-Hill

Military’s Top Catholic Rebukes Pentagon Pete for War Boasts

Donovan Lynch
Donovan Lynch
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Donald Trump with Don Jr. dancing in the new White House Ballroom.

Don Jr. Is Already Making Plans for His Dad’s Tacky Ballroom

SOMETHING BORROWED

A White House wedding is on the table, even as construction grinds to a halt.

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Republican U.S. Senator John James

MAGA Goon’s Clumsy Cover-Up Makes Vacay Scandal Even Worse

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Pete Hegseth testifies before a Senate Committee on Armed Services confirmation hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., January 14, 2025.

Pentagon Pete’s Own Troops Ridicule Him With Dark Nickname

Will Neal
Donald Trump reacts while walking after arriving on the South Lawn aboard Marine One, at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., January 11, 2026.

Panic Buying Causes Gas Shortages in Trump’s Own Backyard

Julia Ornedo
U.S. Supreme Court justices Amy Coney Barrett, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Sonia Sotomayor, Clarence Thomas, Chief Justice John Roberts, Jr., Samuel Alito and Elena Kagan pose for a group portrait in Washington, D.C. on October 7, 2022.

Conservative SCOTUS Justice, 76, Was Secretly Hospitalized

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