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Trump Senate Pick Busted Lying About Ties to Sex Offender
PREDATOR PARTY
Republican Michael Whatley’s campaign denied organizing an event with a convicted sex offender.
Trump, 80, Thirsts After MAGA Sisters in Tone Deaf Rant
HEY GOOD LOOKING!


Pentagon Pete Savagely Mocked for Desperate Jogging Flex
‘PERFORMATIVE BS’
Humiliated Republican Hit With Brutal Career Prediction
SCHMITT OUT OF LUCK

Trump Curse Strikes Again After Quarterback’s Brutal Injury
BAD OMEN
Jaxson Dart introduced the president at a rally in May.


Dolly Parton Sends Message From Beyond the Grave
The country music icon’s new Life of Many Colors Museum opened in Nashville this week.

Brad Pitt’s New Dog Movie Will Make Men Everywhere Cry—Hard
Starring the A-lister and a charismatic German Shepherd, “Heart of the Beast” is a prototypical male weepie.
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Trump’s Secret White House Crisis Talks Are Leaked
FUELING PANICICE Barbie’s Beef With Trump’s ‘Love Me’ Ad Firm Revealed
STAY WOKE
The president has spent $20 million in taxpayer money begging voters to adore him–but the company allegedly behind the campaign has a checkered past.
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Inside Buckingham Palace’s Messy Culture of Heavy Drinking
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