
It’s been a big week for bad food. McDonald’s released its McBaguette, a burger on French bread, and Pizza Hut unveiled Crown Crust Pizzas, pies with an outer crust composed of mini-hamburgers. As well, another patron left Las Vegas’s Heart Attack Grill on a stretcher, a reminder of its official designation as creator of the Guinness World Records’ most caloric sandwich for its 10,000-calorie Quadruple Bypass Burger.
Of course, The Daily Beast has previously examined the unhealthiest of the unhealthy options at fast-food joints, including burgers, pizza, and desserts, but we’ve never turned our calorie calculator on sandwiches. To honor that simplest of fast-food offering—the sandwich—we crunched the numbers on national favorites.
The rules of the ranking are the same as usual. Only chain restaurants were considered, and a maximum of three offerings from each restauarant were eligible. Sandwiches were analyzed based on calories, saturated fat, sodium, and carbohydrates, and each nutritional category was weighted equally.

D'Angelo Subs
Calories: 1,470
Saturated fat (g): 18
Sodium (mg): 3,320
Carbohydrates (g): 101

Firehouse Subs
Calories: 1,730
Saturated fat (g): 21
Sodium (mg): 2,800
Carbohydrates (g): 112

Subway
Calories: 1,220
Saturated fat (g): 24
Sodium (mg): 3,400
Carbohydrates (g): 116

Blimpie
Calories: 1,240
Saturated fat (g): 22
Sodium (mg): 5,420
Carbohydrates (g): 99

Firehouse Subs
Calories: 1,400
Saturated fat (g): 21
Sodium (mg): 3,730
Carbohydrates (g): 111

Firehouse Subs
Calories: 1,500
Saturated fat (g): 33
Sodium (mg): 2970
Carbohydrates (g): 100

Great Steak and Potato Company
Calories: 1,410
Saturated fat (g): 32
Sodium (mg): 3,390
Carbohydrates (g): 102

Quiznos
Calories: 1,350
Saturated fat (g): 30
Sodium (mg): 3,770
Carbohydrates (g): 113

Jersey Mike's
Calories: 1,800
Saturated fat (g): 17
Sodium (mg): 4,100
Carbohydrates (g): 160

Jersey Mike's
Calories: 1,820
Saturated fat (g): 25
Sodium (mg): 3,440
Carbohydrates (g): 160

Jersey Mike's
Calories: 1,690
Saturated fat (g): 25
Sodium (mg): 4,400
Carbohydrates (g): 160

D'Angelo Subs
Calories: 1,470
Saturated fat (g): 32
Sodium (mg): 4,300
Carbohydrates (g): 120

Port of Subs
Calories: 2,676
Saturated fat (g): 36
Sodium (mg): 4,072
Carbohydrates (g): 209

Port of Subs
Calories: 2,262
Saturated fat (g): 43
Sodium (mg): 4214
Carbohydrates (g): 186

Port of Subs
Calories: 2,314
Saturated fat (g): 49
Sodium (mg): 5,499
Carbohydrates (g): 219





