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25 Deadliest Pies

The best part of Thanksgiving may also be the worst thing your body ingests this month. From the 2,030-calorie slice of mud pie to the Chili’s offering that's worse than two Big Macs, The Daily Beast ranks America’s unhealthiest pies.

Published Nov. 16 2010 9:28AM EST

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---ice-cream-mud-pie-elephant-bar_wbhxze — twoGiraffe / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---ice-cream-mud-pie-elephant-bar_j6nciz — Elephant Bar

Calories: 2,030
Saturated fat (g): 91
Sodium (mg): 720
Carbohydrates (g): 155
twoGiraffe / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---iron-skillet-apple-pie-don-pablos_ttidrq — Don Pablo’s

Calories: 1,303
Saturated fat (g): 29
Sodium (mg): 1,027
Carbohydrates (g): 147
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galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---chocolate-chip-paradise-pie-chilis_jk9mzy — Chili’s

Calories: 1,290
Saturated fat (g): 33
Sodium (mg): 680
Carbohydrates (g): 163
Just Samson / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---sizzling-apple-pie-applebees_tffb94 — Applebee’s

Calories: 900
Saturated fat (g): 15
Sodium (mg): 990
Carbohydrates (g): 144

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---outback-steakhouse-nutter-butter-peanut-butter_oqutc9 — Outback Steakhouse

Calories: 880
Saturated fat (g): 27
Sodium (mg): 741
Carbohydrates (g): 89

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---perkins-peanut-butter-silk_hqww7j — Perkins

Calories: 960
Saturated fat (g): 33
Sodium (mg): 420
Carbohydrates (g): 73

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---houlihans-bourbon-pecan_vysmhs — Houlihan’s

Calories: 954
Saturated fat (g): 26
Sodium (mg): 441
Carbohydrates (g): 98

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---fatz-cafe-peanut-butter_uqggs7 — Fatz Cafe

Calories: 928
Saturated fat (g): 25
Sodium (mg): 353
Carbohydrates (g): 78
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galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---french-silk-pie-dennys_vusryk — Denny’s

Calories: 770
Saturated fat (g): 30
Sodium (mg): 400
Carbohydrates (g): 59
happyshooter / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---perkins-chocolate-french-silk-pie_w97nbz — Perkins

Calories: 760
Saturated fat (g): 27
Sodium (mg): 330
Carbohydrates (g): 66

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---coconut-cream-pie-bob-evans_wfmrmf — Perkins

Calories: 640
Saturated fat (g): 23
Sodium (mg): 470
Carbohydrates (g): 60

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---steak-n-shakes-apple-pie-a-la-mode_rxtzdj — Steak ‘n Shake

Calories: 640
Saturated fat (g): 16
Sodium (mg): 500
Carbohydrates (g): 80

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---coconut-cream-pie-dennys_d4ef9m — Denny’s

Calories: 630
Saturated fat (g): 24
Sodium (mg): 370
Carbohydrates (g): 65
CamEvans / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---french-silk-pie-bob-evans_lzqzk1 — Bob Evans

Calories: 655
Saturated fat (g): 26
Sodium (mg): 318
Carbohydrates (g): 59

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---perkins-cherry-pie_zlxxl6 — Perkins

Calories: 580
Saturated fat (g): 12
Sodium (mg): 600
Carbohydrates (g): 75

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---red-lobsters-key-lime-pie_hzvro4 — Red Lobster

Calories: 580
Saturated fat (g): 12
Sodium (mg): 450
Carbohydrates (g): 88

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---perkins-coconut-cream-pie_dy7tdd — Bob Evans

Calories: 514
Saturated fat (g): 20
Sodium (mg): 451
Carbohydrates (g): 59

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/perkins-southern-pecan-pie_njodmn — Perkins

Calories: 670
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 430
Carbohydrates (g): 86

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---apple-pie-dennys_jbisb6 — Denny’s

Calories: 510
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 610
Carbohydrates (g): 72
keltickelton / flickr

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---apple-pie-a-la-mode-bob-evans_g5z3yo — Bob Evans

Calories: 610
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 461
Carbohydrates (g): 69

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---strawberry-supreme-pie-bob-evans_ev0vsn — Bob Evans

Calories: 651
Saturated fat (g): 22
Sodium (mg): 33
Carbohydrates (g): 58

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---key-lime-pie-atlanta-bread-company_nngt2d — Atlanta Bread Company

Calories: 520
Saturated fat (g): 17
Sodium (mg): 190
Carbohydrates (g): 65

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---perkins-banana-cream-pie_enfxyt — Perkins

Calories: 540
Saturated fat (g): 15
Sodium (mg): 260
Carbohydrates (g): 57

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---houlihans-caramel-nut-crunch_bnek5y — Houlihan’s

Calories: 523
Saturated fat (g): 14
Sodium (mg): 258
Carbohydrates (g): 61

galleries/2010/11/16/25-deadliest-pies/pies---houlihans-white-chocolate-banana-cream_oelf2i — Houlihan’s

Calories: 510
Saturated fat (g): 17
Sodium (mg): 192
Carbohydrates (g): 56

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