25 Deadliest Pies
The best part of Thanksgiving may also be the worst thing your body ingests this month. From the 2,030-calorie slice of mud pie to the Chili’s offering that's worse than two Big Macs, The Daily Beast ranks America’s unhealthiest pies.

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Elephant Bar
Calories: 2,030
Saturated fat (g): 91
Sodium (mg): 720
Carbohydrates (g): 155
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Don Pablo’s
Calories: 1,303
Saturated fat (g): 29
Sodium (mg): 1,027
Carbohydrates (g): 147
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Chili’s
Calories: 1,290
Saturated fat (g): 33
Sodium (mg): 680
Carbohydrates (g): 163
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Applebee’s
Calories: 900
Saturated fat (g): 15
Sodium (mg): 990
Carbohydrates (g): 144

Outback Steakhouse
Calories: 880
Saturated fat (g): 27
Sodium (mg): 741
Carbohydrates (g): 89

Perkins
Calories: 960
Saturated fat (g): 33
Sodium (mg): 420
Carbohydrates (g): 73

Houlihan’s
Calories: 954
Saturated fat (g): 26
Sodium (mg): 441
Carbohydrates (g): 98

Fatz Cafe
Calories: 928
Saturated fat (g): 25
Sodium (mg): 353
Carbohydrates (g): 78
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Denny’s
Calories: 770
Saturated fat (g): 30
Sodium (mg): 400
Carbohydrates (g): 59
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Perkins
Calories: 760
Saturated fat (g): 27
Sodium (mg): 330
Carbohydrates (g): 66

Perkins
Calories: 640
Saturated fat (g): 23
Sodium (mg): 470
Carbohydrates (g): 60

Steak ‘n Shake
Calories: 640
Saturated fat (g): 16
Sodium (mg): 500
Carbohydrates (g): 80

Denny’s
Calories: 630
Saturated fat (g): 24
Sodium (mg): 370
Carbohydrates (g): 65
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Bob Evans
Calories: 655
Saturated fat (g): 26
Sodium (mg): 318
Carbohydrates (g): 59

Perkins
Calories: 580
Saturated fat (g): 12
Sodium (mg): 600
Carbohydrates (g): 75

Red Lobster
Calories: 580
Saturated fat (g): 12
Sodium (mg): 450
Carbohydrates (g): 88

Bob Evans
Calories: 514
Saturated fat (g): 20
Sodium (mg): 451
Carbohydrates (g): 59

Perkins
Calories: 670
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 430
Carbohydrates (g): 86

Denny’s
Calories: 510
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 610
Carbohydrates (g): 72
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Bob Evans
Calories: 610
Saturated fat (g): 9
Sodium (mg): 461
Carbohydrates (g): 69

Bob Evans
Calories: 651
Saturated fat (g): 22
Sodium (mg): 33
Carbohydrates (g): 58

Atlanta Bread Company
Calories: 520
Saturated fat (g): 17
Sodium (mg): 190
Carbohydrates (g): 65

Perkins
Calories: 540
Saturated fat (g): 15
Sodium (mg): 260
Carbohydrates (g): 57

Houlihan’s
Calories: 523
Saturated fat (g): 14
Sodium (mg): 258
Carbohydrates (g): 61

Houlihan’s
Calories: 510
Saturated fat (g): 17
Sodium (mg): 192
Carbohydrates (g): 56
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