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9/11 Museum Gets a Restaurant

To go with the gift shop.

The National September 11 Memorial & Museum be home to a café run by famed New York restaurateur Danny Meyer. The Pavillion Café is set to open in the summer and will offer “an array of local, seasonal fare in a relaxing and comfortable environment.” (The Onion predicted this.) Victims' families were already outraged when a VIP dinner was held Tuesday night for wealthy donors to the museum. The soiree reportedly took place near the “remains depository,” where 8,000 unidentified body parts are stored. Sally Regenhard, the mother of firefighter Christian Regenhard, who was killed on 9/11, said: “This is the final insult and desecration of these 9/11 remains.”