Conservative panic alert! Mona Charen fires off some words of warning at the National Review before, we suspect, she disappears into a bunker in order to survive the coming apocalypse. "Liberal reforms," Mona moans, "are never undone." If the Democrats win "a super-majority"—a filibuster-proof 60 seats—"they can make the District of Columbia the 51st state with two new senators" and reinstitute the Fairness Doctrine, which—the horror!—"required radio stations to provide equal time to all political viewpoints." The hypothetical end of conservative talk radio is, apparently, the biggest disaster the nation faces, but then can you blame Mona? It will be awfully quiet in the bunker without Rush to listen to.