A Preemptive Affair Press Conference
If sexting is the future of political trysts, then it's only time before politicians predict their own affairs. The Onion brings the latest in Weinergate parodies with a confession before the affair happens.
The Onion
If sexting is the future of political trysts, then it's only time before politicians predict their own affairs. The Onion brings the latest in Weinergate parodies with a confession before the affair happens.
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