Let the Ryan Gosling riots begin. Adam Levine will be named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive next week, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The Maroon 5 singer, The Voice “coach,” budding film actor, and personification of the word “smarmy” has been featured in the magazine’s annual celebration of hunk before, but this is his first time winning the top title. It’s a title that’s been bestowed in recent years to Channing Tatum, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds, actually sparking protests by people with eyes who feel that Ryan Gosling is perennially robbed. Fair enough.