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Alberto Gonzales Gets Hired

Hopefully, Alberto Gonzales's course syllabus will not dedicate much class time to ethics. The disgraced former attorney general has landed a job as a visiting professor at Texas Tech's political science department, and will teach a "special topics" course on contemporary issues in the executive branch, according to the Statesman. Gonzales also will give various talks around campus and serve as an adviser in the university's efforts to diversify its student body. Gonzales has reportedly had a tough time finding work in the wake of his controversial tenure as attorney general.