Alfie's Not the Father

Alfie—the 13-year-old Brit who had supposedly fathered a baby—can go back to being a kid: According to the Mirror, a DNA swab test has revealed that he is not the father of 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman’s child. The Mirror previously reported that “half a dozen” boys have slept with Chantelle, which prompted the paternity test.