Try Andy Borowitz’s glimpse into the future as he shares his impending Facebook updates. Among the choice entries: Andy is not surprised that Bush texted the Libby pardon during the inauguration; Andy thinks the warden should've checked to see if Blago was hiding an iron file and hacksaw under that hair; Andy wishes former President Bush good luck in rehab; Andy is enjoying Malcolm Gladwell's new book Do: Why Some People Do Some Things and Other People Do Other Things; and Andy is pissed that he bought the new iPhone one week before they cut the price to $29.
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