Fear Factor
Hit the bastard, Ms. Clinton. Then keep doing it until he stops moving. And then hit him a few more times to be sure.
Richard Nixon never left us. With the help of playwright Justin Sherin, he continues to speak his mind as @dick_nixon.
FALL ON YOUR SWORD
I resigned from the White House to spare the nation a trial. This lightweight is asking to be judged by a jury even before he gets there.