AMERICAN MADNESSI’m Endorsing Clinton, the Devil We KnowSure, Hillary is the crone in crony capitalism. But Donald…P. J. O’Rourke
Before It’s Too Late…2016: Where My ’60s Dreams Went To DieHello, 1968 me? Yeah, it’s 2016 me calling. Listen, I need you to do something. No, not for me. For your country.P. J. O’Rourke
MARGIN OF TERRORHey, Hipsters: Please Save Us From CruzIf you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O'Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president.P. J. O’Rourke
GRIN AND BEAR ITThe Half-Hearted Case for RubioP.J. O’Rourke tries to figure out why he should support the best of the Republican lot. P. J. O’Rourke
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOMEP.J.’s Guide to Talking Like A PunditP.J. O’Rourke introduces you to the wonderful world of a profession that literally anyone can do. P. J. O’Rourke
THE RUNNING DEADThese Candidates Are Eating Our BrainsSure, they’re not sexy, and they’re not fun, but kids looking for a cheap and sort of scary costume can go as any number of also-rans this Halloween.P. J. O’Rourke
HOLY HELLThank God the Pope Is GoneP.J. O’Rourke goes on a pilgrimage to see Pope Francis and tries to figure out what all the fuss is about. P. J. O’Rourke
SAVE YOURSELF!Time to Pull the Plug on Dr. Ben CarsonBen Carson is brilliant and kind. Therefore, he has no business running for president. P. J. O’Rourke
SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOEBiden: A Dem Republicans Can Believe InThere’s no way Joe Biden becomes the Democratic nominee, and P.J. O’Rourke has mixed feelings about that. P. J. O’Rourke
SKETCHES IN ACIDThe Unbearable Nuttiness of HuckabeeOh go home, you old fundamentalist fool, before you embarrass the Republicans any more. P. J. O’Rourke
