AMERICAN MADNESS
Sure, Hillary is the crone in crony capitalism. But Donald…
Before It’s Too Late…
Hello, 1968 me? Yeah, it’s 2016 me calling. Listen, I need you to do something. No, not for me. For your country.
MARGIN OF TERROR
If you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O'Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president.
GRIN AND BEAR IT
P.J. O’Rourke tries to figure out why he should support the best of the Republican lot.
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
P.J. O’Rourke introduces you to the wonderful world of a profession that literally anyone can do.
THE RUNNING DEAD
Sure, they’re not sexy, and they’re not fun, but kids looking for a cheap and sort of scary costume can go as any number of also-rans this Halloween.
HOLY HELL
P.J. O’Rourke goes on a pilgrimage to see Pope Francis and tries to figure out what all the fuss is about.
SAVE YOURSELF!
Ben Carson is brilliant and kind. Therefore, he has no business running for president.
SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE
There’s no way Joe Biden becomes the Democratic nominee, and P.J. O’Rourke has mixed feelings about that.
SKETCHES IN ACID
Oh go home, you old fundamentalist fool, before you embarrass the Republicans any more.