Beauty and the Missing Brains
Inspired by Miss Utah's painfully awkward response during Sunday night's Miss USA pageant, we've compiled the best flubs and faux pas, addlebrained answers and moronic monologues from pageants past. Enjoy (or cringe) at your own risk.

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