Bill Clinton Flees Bermuda

Former President Bill Clinton was forced to cut short his holiday in Bermuda yesterday due to the approach of Hurricane Bill. Clinton, who was vacationing with Secretary of State Hillary, had to leave their resort as the Category 3 hurricane caused 95kph winds on the island. A shame, because the “adult-only” resort where they were staying offered not only golf, but a clothing-optional sky deck and couples sex therapy. Clinton was seen playing golf yesterday at the oceanside Port Royal Golf Course, which has hired four former Guantanamo Bay detainees to help ground crews prepare for the PGA Grand Slam of Golf in October.