Bitcoin Erotica E-Book to Be Released

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Updated Apr. 20, 2017 3:35PM EDT / Published Oct. 01, 2013 3:38PM EDT

After taking it to the streets, bitcoins are taking it to the bedroom. Brought to you by the author of books like Cougars Like It Dirty and Cougars Like It Hard, comes an erotic e-book centered on ... you guessed it, bitcoins. King of the Bitcoin, written by Kayleen Knight, follows the life a 19-year-old Bitcoin miner named Atlas Fawkes. After a major financial collapse in 2019, Fawkes comes out of the struggle stronger than before and becomes “fabulously wealthy” and then a “sexual king.” With wildly explicit sex scenes, it’s already been deemed “unacceptable” for teens under the age of 17.

Read it at The Daily Dot

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Bitcoin Erotica E-Book to Be Released