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Bruce Willis' Kinky Magazine Spread

It’s “Die Hard” like you’re never seen it before: In leather and lace. Bruce Willis graces the pages of this month’s W with his new wife, Emma Heming. The backdrop is the sweet-sounding Honeymoon Hotel, upon which their relationship plays out in scenes of sexual tension, high fashion and haute couture. Though the photos depict a world of lust, and the lewdly fantastical—a statuesque Emma leading a blindfolded, half-naked Bruce down geometric stairs, or straddling him on a metallic table—the relationship described in the article is actually quite the opposite. "We're sickening," admits Bruce, referring to his and his wife's overtly affectionate relationship. As the writer, Danielle Stein notes, "They share a quiet, restrained disposition, though they do indulge in discreet smooches in the company of others. And their declarations of adoration are made with such offhand sincerity that, save for the most bitter among us, it's impossible not to feel joyful in their presence."