Cartoon: Face Masks Are the New Bumper Stickers

Remember when the worst President in American history was George W. Bush? 

While his dad’s good old days of being able to “read my lips” are long gone, The Daily Beast is helping people get their voice heard in these strange times with our new line of designer face masks.

Very comfortable yet extremely confrontational, these masks make a statement. Here’s your chance to support quality journalism—and look good doing it!

Head out to outdoor cafes or nonviolent protests in style and functionality with these single-ply coverings featuring messages in easy-to-read Helvetica. When you use Helvetica, people know you mean business.