Castro Spotted in Havana

A sighting more rare than Bigfoot: Fidel Castro has recently been spotted walking the streets of Havana after being discharged from a hospital, where he has remained since his 2006 emergency intestinal surgery. A jogger and various witnesses spotted the 82-year-old former Cuban president strolling around in shorts and a track jacket while being heavily trailed by security. The government, which has declared Mr. Castro’s illness a state secret, does not allow residents to discuss where and when they saw the Castro, although Venezuelan president and Castro-fanboy Hugo Chavez said in a speech last week that Castro walking was “a miracle” and that “the people cried.”