We remarked just the other day that British pop star Cheryl Cole seemed unconcerned about the possibility of getting a knighthood when she revealed the contents of a private conversation with Prince William in which she learnt that Kate dressed up as her at her bachelorette party.
“We had this amazing moment,” Cole says. “She’s so... ordinary! I mean, obviously she isn’t, because she’s a princess, but she’s easy to get along with.” As for those topless pictures? “Disgusting,” she says solemnly. “They were having a private moment and it was absolutely invaded. She does have a great pair of boobs, though, right?” What about her views on Harry’s Vegas fiasco (that’s Prince Harry, about whom she once had a saucy dream)? “Well, I mean, it’s not the smartest thing in his position,” she says, fiddling with the top of her tiny jeans. “But didn’t Diana always want them to have normal lives? And you do not get more normal than that. Do you? Taking off your clothes in Vegas...”