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Conor McGregor: No, I’m Not Retired

In a lengthy Facebook rant, supposedly "retired" UFC star fighter Conor McGregor announced that he is not retired after all. "I am just trying to do my job and fight here," he began the post, which shifts from subject to subject, bashing "nobody gives a fuck morning show[s]" and the idea of having to fly around the country to promote his scheduled July 9 rematch with Nate Diaz. Ultimately, he said, "For the record also... I AM NOT RETIRED."