Craziest Stories From the Past Week
'Burglar caught by cucumber.' 'Grandpa picks up wrong girl from school, no one notices.' 'Yale searches for stinker adding feces to dryers.' Too far-fetched to be fake, these headlines describe some of the nuttiest recent news reports. And here's the full roundup.

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