Dave Bautista Insults Trump’s Makeup, Calls Him a ‘Whiny Little B***h’
The former WWE star-turned-actor indicated he’s tired of the former president being viewed as a “strong, alpha man” by male voters.

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Dave Bautista pulled no punches in an expletive-laden Jimmy Kimmel Live! segment where he incessantly insulted Donald Trump and tried to blow up the notion that he’s a “strong, alpha man.”
The actor, who’s endorsed Harris, said in a pre-record clip that aired Wednesday that he doesn’t understand how Trump wins over male voters when the former president is, in his words, a “whiny little b---h” who “wears more makeup than Dolly Parton.”
Kimmel introduced Bautista’s video by first citing a poll from The New York Times which found that Trump leads Harris among male voters by 17 points.
“But is he the strong Alpha Man these men believe him to be?” Kimmel asks. “Not according to one of the toughest guys I know.”
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The clip then cuts to the former professional wrestler sparring in a boxing ring wearing a tank top.
“Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista begins.
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What followed was two straight minutes of insults against Trump that were complete with visuals to back them up.
“A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy,” Bautista says. “He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft.”
Among the laundry list of digs was Bautista saying that Trump’s stomach resembles “a garbage bag full of buttermilk,” that he’s not strong enough to hold an umbrella in the wind, and that he needs assistance walking down ramps.
That’s not all, however.
Bautista also said Trump drinks water like a “like a little pink chicken,” has “jugs, big ones,” and that Trump’s famous fist-pumping dance makes it appear like he’s “j-----g off a pair of giraffes.”
Next came a list of Trump’s fears, according to Bautista: “Rain, dogs, windmills, Meryl f---ing Streep.”
“Mostly, he’s terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he’s a weak, tubby toddler,” Bautista added. “What’s wrong tough guy—did someone grab you by the [BLEEP]? Whiny little b---h.”
Perhaps surprisingly, Trump hasn’t taken to Truth Social yet to bash the 55-year-old actor over the segment. We’d likely chalk that up to the election being less than three weeks away, but Trump still found time on Thursday to whine about 60 Minutes and post that he’s ready for Joe Biden to be his opponent once again.
Like Kimmel, Bautista hasn’t shied away from criticizing Trump. The Guardians of the Galaxy star urged his Instagram followers to get out and vote in a video he posted last month. He wore a Harris pin and shirt at different points in the clip, which showed him voting early in Tampa.
“Made my freedom heard,” he said. “Voting early took me 20 mins—no excuses. Freedom isn’t something we just talk about; it’s something we act on. Do your part, get out there, and vote. Your voice matters, and this election’s too important to sit out.”
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