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Did Springsteen Cheat?

How can a man hope to compete with Bruce Springsteen? A New Jersey businessman’s divorce papers indicate that his wife was “riding into the tunnel of love” with none other than The Boss himself. Supposedly—the report is published in Star magazine, after all—Ann Kelly met the married Springsteen at a Jersey gym and everyone knew the two were “dancing in the dark.” The papers, which probably earned some laughs at the courthouse, state that Kelly “committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen, who resides in Rumson, N.J., and Colts Neck, N.J., at various times and places too numerous to mention.”