Ever tried the reverse pile driver? Now you may never get to without this directory telling you what it is. As the name suggests, Exotic Positions is a comprehensive listing of every sex position you might ever want to try—and many you might not.
You guessed it. This app puts as many scantily clad models as you can take in the palm of your hand. And, for your browsing efficiency, the pictures are carefully sorted into categories like, "Beach Bikini Babes," "Blond Bombshells," and "Asian Invasion." The photo browser also comes with zoom capabilities. Now what could that be for?
Designed primarily for making breasts jiggle, this actually works for anything you can imagine. First, grab a photo from your iPhone's library. Then, assign wobble points. Now shake your phone and, presto, whichever body part you selected begins to wobble. You can even adjust the intensity and duration of the wobble. This application reportedly earned over $225,000 in sales.
This app is totally innocuous when you first download it. At first glance it's just a Web browser and photo app, which allows you to enter URLs to browse different imageboards which may or may not contain nudity. Of course, if it makes it easier to browse porn, then people have almost certainly been using it to use it to browse porn.
Of course, this isn't a real solution to fingerprints on your iPhone screen, but it might make them more palatable. With this app, run your finger across the screen (presumably leaving a streak) and watch as a sexy carwash girl scrubs the screen from inside the phone. The app also claims that it "Removes tough stains from a messy meal… or other fun activities." Not sure it actually does that, but a C+ for innuendo.
This app puts delayed gratification right at the user's fingertips. With every swipe of a finger across a fully dressed model, a streak of her clothes disappears. When you're done swiping, there she is in nothing but lingerie. You can then shake off any remaining dots of clothes for a tidy image to set as your background.
Surely, this isn't what the iPhone's accelerometer was designed for. This app presents you with a pair of computer-generated breasts in a bikini, to jiggle as you please. They move in response to the phone's movement and do their best to play by the laws of physics.
This was the first iPhone app to feature nudity, so they charged a little extra. But for $2 it offered over 2,200 images of topless women and nude models, in the categories of Popular, Asian, Blonde, Brunette and Swimsuit. It displayed four images at once with the option to view each one in a full screen. And asked users to rate the image "good" or "bad" in order to better tailor future updates—today's porn enthusiast on the go has no time to sift through the bad stuff.
Pegged by its creator Bearded Pony as "iPhone's premier late-night social coordinator," the Booty Caller added a bit of naughty fun to dialing. You simply put some choice contacts on your booty-call list and when you're looking for a roll in the sheets, simply shake your iPhone and boom… your phone makes an instant booty call! But those days are sadly gone. Guess you'll have to do some old-school touch dialing for a late-night encounter.
For those of you slithering to the back of your local dive bar to play a rousing game of Photo Hunt, one thoughtful porn star brought the touchy fun to the palm of your hands. "SlideHer Tera Patrick" is a raunchy take on the traditional sliding puzzle game in which the user slides the jumbled pieces into their correct positions until they successful arrange Ms. Patrick into a high quality bikini or lingerie image. Now users will have to find a new way to get their porn star wallpaper.
