What’s the difference between Capitol Hill and a high-school cafeteria? Not a lot, it turns out. A Tumblr called Mean Girls of Capitol Hill is pointing out what we all suspected by mashing up photos of politicians with classic quotes from the 2004 film Mean Girls. Ronald Reagan? Totally a Plastic. Ken Cuccinelli? He’s Regina George reincarnated. See the seven best photos so far.
Um, duh, Ms. Norbury: “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish,” remember? Can President Obama read Swedish? Exactly.
Ugh, Ken Cuccinelli just likes the attention, right, Bill Bolling and Bob McDonald? He's a total Regina George. That bitch once stole the boy of Cady’s dreams, just like Cuccinelli is trying to steal governorship of Virginia.
Wouldn’t Michele Bachmann and Coach Carr totally hit it off? He molds young minds by yelling, “Don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die!”
Gretchen Wieners totally gets you, Ron. Popular kids are always the victims.
Looks like Jeb Bush is learning moves from Kevin Gnapoor, who skeeved out Janis Ian with the same pickup line. At least Marco Rubio’s in the same hemisphere as Jeb’s guess.
Really, though. The fourth annual Congressional Women’s Softball Game was held on a Wednesday.
Elizabeth Warren is a lot like Cady—just an earnest kid trying to make her way into the big leagues. But she’s got a long way to go before she reaches Plastics status.
