Etta James Not Dead

Legendary singer Etta James is still alive, contrary to reports. Her son, Donto James, said, “She’s fine. I just saw her last night, and she was fine.” A phony website, TMZNews.com, reported that the singer, famous for her version of “At Last,” had died from leukemia and dementia, two ailments she suffers from. The website for TMZNews.com looks almost exactly like the website for TMZ.com, a real gossip website. A spokesman for TMZ said, “Our legal department is all over it.”