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Ex- JPMorgan Trader Arrested

Updated 04.20.17 5:48PM ET / Published 08.27.13 1:35PM ET

Shannon Stapleton/Reuters

Looking for someplace to go to flee extradition? France and Spain are apparently lovely every time of year. Spanish police arrested former JPMorgan trader Javier Martin-Artajo, and the Spaniard faces possible extradition to the U.S. Earlier this month Martin-Artajo was charged, along with a former colleague, Frenchman Julien Grout, with wire fraud, conspiracy, and falsifying records in an attempt to cover up over $6.2 billion in trading losses incurred by trader Bruno Iksil, who made oversize bets on credit derivatives that earned him the nickname the London Whale. Martin-Artajo’s case has been handed over to Spain’s High Court, which decides on extradition requests, but sources close to both charged men claim it isn’t likely for either.

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TAKING SIDES

Trump Suggests Naming Antifa a Terrorist Organization

The president’s tweet singling out antifa comes as far-right groups plan to rally against protests in Portland, Oregon later in the day.

CUSHY DEAL

Officials Let ‘Jailed’ Epstein See Alleged Accomplices

He was also allowed to spend time at the mansion where he allegedly molested underage girls.

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“She doesn’t have to see her now,” the president tweeted after the congresswoman decided against visiting the West Bank.

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Portugal Using Goats to Fight Wildfires

Portugal has enlisted 50 shepherds to introduce goat herds to graze overgrown underbrush in areas prone to wildfires that have ravaged the country and killed hundreds.

LAST RESORT

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The supertanker carrying 2.1 million barrels of oil the U.S. suspects is illegally destined for Syria was released by a Gibraltar court and is expected to set sail Sunday.

UNIMAGINABLE

3-Year-Old Found Sleeping in Boat Hours After Dad Drowned

The little girl told rescuers that her father had gone swimming and would be right back.

DISTURBING

Mummified Remains Found in Home of Child Sex Assault Suspect

Detectives were searching the man’s home over allegations he sexually assaulted a 13-year-old when they found the remains and a strange altar.

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M.I.T. Media Lab Director ‘Deeply Sorry’ for Epstein Ties

Joichi Ito, an M.I.T. professor and a member of The New York Times Company’s board, apologized for “bringing such a person into our network.”

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Epstein’s Lawyers to Conduct Their Own Probe Into His Death

The lawyers hit back against the medical examiner’s suicide finding and the “medieval conditions” in which he died.

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