George W. Bush has apparently been keeping himself occupied in his retirement by writing a biography of his father, George H.W. Bush. Crown Publishers announced the prospective biography on Wednesday. When it comes to the world of publishing, this isn’t W.’s first rodeo. His memoir, Decision Points, was published in 2010 and sold two million copies in two months. “George H.W. Bush is a great servant, statesman, and father,” said W. Bush in a statement released by Crown. He failed to mention the obvious that, you know, it’s his dad.