Gingrich 'Puzzled' by Smartphone
Newt Gingrich has apparently never heard the word 'smartphone.' In this inexplicable PSA, Newt says that the good folks over at 'Gingrich Productions' have 'spent weeks trying to figure out' what to call this 'new and different' device. Somebody, please help them out.

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