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Google Loves ‘Paul Ryan Shirtless’

Nine times more than “Paul Ryan budget.”

Google, Google, on the Internet, who is the fairest politician of them all? The New York Times has some startling search engine statistics, specifically when it comes to the fruits of vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan’s workout regimen. “Paul Ryan shirtless” is Googled nine times more often than the phrase “Paul Ryan budget.” What does that say about the economic or eye-candy dreams of the average voter? We can’t tell you. The report does say, however, that blue states are searching for Ryan’s allegedly washboard abs more frequently than red states. It’s important to note that statistics were probably compiled before this picture of Joe Biden leaked.