Google's Thinning Waistline

Downward Mobility

Updated Apr. 25, 2017 4:57PM EDT / Published Oct. 23, 2008 11:47AM EDT

The recession is hitting even Google, and its employees are feeling the squeeze in their stomachs. According to Valleywag, Google, which prides itself on the quality of its cafeterias, will be closing one of its headquarters’ eateries. It is expected to be the first of several cuts at the internet giant, and comes on the heels of the devastating removal of Glacéau SmartWater from the company refrigerators. One need not worry too much about the pending starvation of Google employees, however—there are 17 other eateries on campus.

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Google's Thinning Waistline