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Grandpa Dies Before Redeeming Sex with Hookers

Before cashing in his prize of a threesome with two hookers, Johnny Orris treated himself to a steak dinner as his “last meal,” so to speak. Only it was, in fact, his last meal. Orris’s grandson, Ed, had entered his grandpa into Howard Stern’s “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid” contest—and to much surprise, he won. Sadly, the 86-year-old man died from choking to death on a piece of steak just before his big moment. "He was ecstatic," said Ed. "He’d been that way ever since our trip to the Stern show.”