Guy Ritchie, Sons Reunited

In case you were worried: Madonna has allowed her sons to visit their father in London. According to The Telegraph, she included with the boys a list of instructions that Guy Ritchie must obey: the boys must only drink Kabbalah water, even if it is diluted with Orange juice; they cannot read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV and DVDs; they must adhere to their macrobiotic vegetarian organic diet; they should have telephone access to mommy three or four times a day; and they must not be photographed with their father. Ritchie has apparently already run afoul of that last edict—The Telegraph article includes a snapshot of him and his sons.