5. Patton Oswalt Brainstorms Shyamalan Sequels Comedian/actor/author/nerd royalty Patton Oswalt has done stand-up bits about his script punch-up gigs and in an epic guest spot on Parks and Recreation (R.I.P.), he filibusters with an eight-minute description of an insane plot for the upcoming Star Wars sequels. For Screen Junkies’ interview segment “Dream Sequels,” Oswalt reins in his talents and pitches ideas for not one but two sequels to M. Night Shyamalan’s underrated superhero pic Unbreakable. Considering that it’s been over 10 years since Shyamalan has had a bona fide hit movie, he might give Oswalt’s inspired sequels some thought.
4. The Price is Still Wrong Between Adam Sandler and Bob Barker The fight between Adam Sandler and former The Price is Right host Bob Barker is arguably the highlight of 1996 absurdist sports comedy Happy Gilmore. For Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars benefit show for autism, the two screen adversaries reunite in Barker’s hospital room for a rematch. It almost doesn’t need to be said that biological warfare is involved.
3. Jimmy Kimmel Takes on the Anti-Vaxxers Late night host Jimmy Kimmel isn’t usually known for getting political, but as a father of an infant, he’s picked a side on the vaccination debate and been accused on twitter of being a mouthpiece for Big Pharm. Defending his refusal to offer equal time to the anti-vaccination crowd, Kimmel likens them to “a group of people [who decide] that pancakes make you gay. They don’t, and there’s no point in discussing it.”Nevertheless, Kimmel sent his anti-vaxxer activists Jack and Becky to poll people on kids’ rights to choose their own vaccinations, presenting their own “scientific” study.
2. The Beginning of the End of Human Dominance, Part 1: Lion Opens a Car Door It’s fair to assume that the casual manner in which this lioness opens the rear passenger door of this car is a clear sign that the human race’s time as the dominant species on Earth is nearing an end.
1.The Beginning of the End of Human Dominance, Part 2: Octopus Tries to Escape From Tank We are all doomed.